After doing my 10 Best Actors In Hollywood list, I knew eventually I would have to go make a list of the complete opposite.

These are the actors who studied under Lee Strasberg…’s car! They think method acting is when the rapper Method Man is in a movie.

Ok, enough jokes!

So what made these 10 actors the absolute worst in the business? I needed all of them to be horrible at their craft, needed some to be box-office failures, some who take themselves too seriously and they all had to be consistently working in film. My apologizes to Chris Klein, David Caruso and Christian Slater.

Before I unveil the 10 worst, I would like to congratulate some actors for barely being left off this list. These are the lucky ones who didn’t make it.

TAYLOR LAUTNER, ROBERT PATTINSON, NIC CAGE, SAMUEL L. JACKSON, DANE COOK, RYAN PHILLIPE, BEN AFFLECK, BRENDAN FRASIER, HUGH GRANT, STEVEN SEAGAL, SYLVESTER STALLONE, JASON STATHAM, LUKE & OWEN WILSON, DAVID ARQUETTE, KEVIN COSTNER, GERARD BUTLER, CUBA GOODING JR., ADAM SANDLER, KEVIN JAMES, TRACY MORGAN, ZAC EFRON.

THE 10 WORST ACTORS IN HOLLYWOOD

1) CHANNING TATUM – This guy is so wooden, oak trees are jealous. The star of G.I. Joe and The Eagle, has the body language of Vanilla Ice and the speech patterns of Kirk Douglas (now). His best performance is in Public Enemies, where he is shot in the back by Christian Bale while running away. He is in the film for 2 minutes.

2) PAUL WALKER – Has this guy ever not played a laid back surfer kind of dude? What’s worse is that he is the worst actor in the Fast & Furious movies. That’s right, worse than Vin Diesel. How does he have street cred in those movies? Here’s a test to find out how bad of an actor he is…ask your girlfriend what she thinks about Paul Walker. She will say how “hot” he is and then that’s it.

3) ASHTON KUTCHER – The nicest thing I can say about the Kutch is that I think he knows that he can’t act. Judging by most of the movie roles he chooses, I believe he’s fine with the fact that he can just coast along. He tried to go the Alfie route in Spread, which ended up turning Jude Law’s crappy Alfie looking more like Michael Caine’s classic Alfie.

4) KEANU REEVES – Keanu is the DeNiro, Pacino, Nicholson, Hoffman of this list. He is a legend… well sort of. I can’t knock him too much, I like the guy in some movies. He has never taken himself too seriously and he has been a box-office draw, unlike many on this list. But when it comes to “acting“, ouch! Go watch Point Break.

5) JOSH HARTNETT – His acting skills can be used for those who suffer from insomnia. Low talking, lazy body language. Every movie he has done, looks like they dragged him from a nap. The shy, quiet kid in school who only took acting to get an easy A. I think Hollywood has finally caught on. When was the last time you saw Josh Hartnett headline a movie?

6) MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY – Oh Mateo! An actor who is always in character. If that character never wore a shirt. He could do a biopic of Sir Edmund Hillary and still find a way to take off his shirt. Little known fact here: Matthew went 15 years in between giving halfway decent performances (1996′s A Time To Kill and 2011′s The Lincoln Lawyer).

7) VIN DIESEL – He is this generations Sly Stallone. It’s hard to believe the first time I ever saw him in a movie was in Saving Private Ryan. What happened after that!? If he didn’t have the Fast & Furious franchise, would he even get any leading man work in major motion pictures? In these F&F movies he has been out-acted by wrestlers and rappers.

8.) HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN – Before I lightsaber him to death, let us always remember that this was George Lucas’ fault. Now that we’re done with that, yes he was a major reason why the Star Wars prequels couldn’t hold Chewbacca’s jock strap. If you want to see a good Hayden Christensen performance, I recommend Life As A House. How’s his career doing now? Well, my mom always gets him confused with Hayden Panettiere.

9) ORLANDO BLOOM – A funny thing happened while making Pirates Of The Caribbean. Disney figured out people went to go see the movies for Johnny Depp. Has there ever been an actor miscast in more epic/period films than Orlando Bloom? Lord Of The Rings? Troy? Kingdom Of Heaven? His leading ladies look like they can kick his ass and his acting lacks leading man charisma.

10) SHIA LABEOUF – He has naked pictures of Spielberg, I just know he does. He’s the king of franchise sequels. Indiana Jones, Transformers, even Wall Street. His acting is both whiny and arrogant, all at once. I guess he is kind of talented. At his best, The Beouf is mediocre and I believe if you’re going to be the leading man of a huge franchise you must be more than that. I’m just thankful he never got the chance to play Robin to Christian Bale’s Batman.